tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post4100837282154644444..comments2024-03-03T00:13:38.546-08:00Comments on There's No Time For Pants!: How I Very Nearly Saved My Not-At-All Dying Neighbor's Life...AgainSanstrousershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10114472102131484886noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-89143559118635191292012-05-30T14:08:55.658-07:002012-05-30T14:08:55.658-07:00That's amazing! I wish I could have seen that...That's amazing! I wish I could have seen that! I don't know how you got here, either, but welcome. Join us. (One of us. One of us.)Sanstrousershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10114472102131484886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-18751220714975286522012-05-30T14:07:29.477-07:002012-05-30T14:07:29.477-07:00And every time a relative tells the story, you get...And every time a relative tells the story, you get more invasive. I'm pretty sure the last time it was told at a reunion, they had you shocking the guy back to life!Sanstrousershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10114472102131484886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-90971427055342624802012-05-30T05:33:13.786-07:002012-05-30T05:33:13.786-07:00I hastily pulled over on an off-ramp (off of the h...I hastily pulled over on an off-ramp (off of the highway) to rescue someone who was all DEAD and LAYING BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! Only to discover it was a CPR dummy. <br /><br />I dragged that dummy by the NECK to a dumpster nearby and flung it in. ONly too late did I realize that it would look to passers-by that some crazy lady in a red winter coat (with a station wagon full of kids, no less) just disposed of a dead body in a Dumpster. Whoops.<br /><br />Nice blog! I can't even remember how I got here. Maybe through Woulda, Shoulda, Coulda?kate in MIhttp://someofthismaybetrue.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-73583805778332887932012-05-29T19:10:26.775-07:002012-05-29T19:10:26.775-07:00You will not believe the number of times I have to...You will not believe the number of times I have told this story to my students. They always laugh when I tell them that I jerked open that door and walked in like I owned the place....only to find the supposed dead man was only sunning himself in the March afternoon sunshine in front of his full glass panel front door. LOL! That's one I'll never forget. :)The Momnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-81230030472081062202012-05-28T08:29:50.819-07:002012-05-28T08:29:50.819-07:00I love the image of you peeking out your curtains ...I love the image of you peeking out your curtains at your neighbor's comings and goings!Sanstrousershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10114472102131484886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-27294660809067483052012-05-27T21:19:44.159-07:002012-05-27T21:19:44.159-07:00I was convinced for several weeks that my neighbor...I was convinced for several weeks that my neighbor had killed his mom (they live together) and buried her in the yard. But I never called anyone, I just kept an eye out, Rear Window-like. That's as far as I take my neighborly concern.RobynHTVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08491681502102208047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-50796095387775150532012-05-24T05:36:11.102-07:002012-05-24T05:36:11.102-07:00I promise to keep my doom and gloom to myself!I promise to keep my doom and gloom to myself!Sanstrousershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10114472102131484886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-66134248193326638162012-05-24T05:34:46.529-07:002012-05-24T05:34:46.529-07:00If it's coming from you, I'm sure it is fu...If it's coming from you, I'm sure it is funny!Sanstrousershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10114472102131484886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-29487965602653474292012-05-24T05:33:15.153-07:002012-05-24T05:33:15.153-07:00I'll have to tell my mom that! She's stil...I'll have to tell my mom that! She's still embarrassed twenty years later!Sanstrousershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10114472102131484886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-48103465925121118082012-05-24T05:06:10.166-07:002012-05-24T05:06:10.166-07:00Okay? Sunning yourself like a cat? He deserved to...Okay? Sunning yourself like a cat? He deserved to be called out.<br /><br />Also, never answer any time I ask what my symptoms may be. Your hyper-vigilance with my broken body would be a bad thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-39722640044451950952012-05-24T03:58:27.994-07:002012-05-24T03:58:27.994-07:00I am dying laughing at the above comment!!
Paranoi...I am dying laughing at the above comment!!<br />Paranoia is a scary mo fo.<br />I'd tell you about the time I was in a pharmacy but it's long. Funny now but it wasn't then. Oy.Kimberlyhttp://makemommygosomethingsomething.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125513171911491572.post-16258619095452090822012-05-23T21:06:09.992-07:002012-05-23T21:06:09.992-07:00You probably saved your neighbor from skin cancer....You probably saved your neighbor from skin cancer. Good for you!just keep swimminghttp://www.swimmingwith3.comnoreply@blogger.com