- "After him, my titties!" -Skeletor attempting to say 'my pretties.' I think.
- "I thought Mrs. Obama was Miss America!" -Smarty Pants upon seeing the Miss America pageant.
- "You go loco on me, I'll go loco on you." -Sassafrass, with no provocation.
- "Hurry up, man. Time is money." -Skeletor ushering me out the front door.
- "I'm going to be a commander of slaves!" -Sassafrass, again without provocation.
- "Mooooooooo." -Skeletor's response to being told one of my pictures was of a 50 cal(iber.) He thought I said 50 cow, apparently.
- "Hola. Me llamo biblioteca." -The only Spanish Smarty Pants knows, sadly.
- "I can swim better than Hasselhoff!" -Skeletor.
- "The baby's coming!" -Sassafrass while in a public bathroom at age four. I love telling people this one.
- "I'm watching the Tennessee House of Representatives vote. It's pretty gangster." -Captain Gingerbeard.
Things Heard Around The House
For those of you who don't know, I love to jump on a good band wagon. So, I have decided to enthrall you with the ridiculous things that come out of the mouths of my family. I definitely stole the idea from How To Be A Dad, among others. It's not copyright infringement if I give them credit, right? Right???