So, we just got back from vacation. And when I say "just got back," I obviously mean we got back almost a week ago, and I'm just now able to write anything about it. Anyhoo, about a month back, my mom and I were discussing the fact that I had not been on a vacation in ten years. (Unless you count Iraq and Kuwait. Which I very much do not.) And that although Smarty Pants and Miss Priss have been on all sorts of adventures with my mom, Sassafrass and Skeletor have never been on a vacation at all. Upon this realization, my mother was shocked and appalled, and decided to remedy the situation immediately. So she took us all on a mini-vacation! (How awesome is my mom, by the way?)
We left from my mom's house early Monday morning, and drove to Atlanta. We took copious bathroom breaks and mommy-needs-out-of-this-car-before-she-kills-you-all breaks. About halfway there, we stopped at the good old Golden Arches, and gorged ourselves. I have no regrets.
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Smarty Pants and Miss Priss being classy.
They get that from me. |
Feeling full and slightly greasy, we then drove the rest of the way to Atlanta. We went swimming and played in the hot tub at our hotel. It was Sassafrass and Skeletor's first time in an in-ground pool and in a hot tub. The fact that they did not know how to swim was of little consequence to them. After we got done with our water play, we all got fancied up to go out to dinner at a Hibachi grill. (Yet another first for the little ones.) I will now make you look at pictures of all of us because we clean up so good.
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| Miss Priss |
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| Smarty Pants |
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| Sassafrass |
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| Skeletor |
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| The best mommy EVAH! |
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This picture makes me want to punch people,
but whatevers. |
The next day, we got up and went to the Georgia Aquarium! It was absolutely amazing. I literally have a thousand pictures from my camera and from my mom's, but I won't subject you to such a thing. I will show you just a couple of the best, and let you fill in the blanks. Yes, I did feel like my hair should have turned grey while I was in there, but it apparently did not.
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| Of course he found the skeletons immediately. |
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| Sassafrass, there's a dolphin behind you! |
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| Skeletor fearlessly touching a sea urchin. He touched a shark, too! |
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| Whale shark's are big and junk. |
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| Sibling love. |
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| Smarty Pants looking way too grown. |
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| Miss Priss with the lion fish. Roar. |
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| Mi mami! |
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| At the entrance. |
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| At the exit. |
Well, that's about it. I apologize for the picture overload, but...I'm a mom. What can you do, right? Oh, one more thing. Although Sassafrass and Skeletor left the house unable to swim, they came back with skills. Skeletor claims he can "swim like a Hasselhoff" now. Color me impressed. I guess all that sea life must have given them some pointers!
