5 Reasons Lady Gaga Can't Be Your Babysitter (And Stop Asking Me!)
|Above: Steak that is not in your tum-tum.|
3) She's a bit too liberal with the bubbles, there. We're in a recession! "Sorry, kid, I used all the bubble bath. Guess your bath's gonna suck!"
|Above: Reckless disregard for the price of bubble bath.|
4) The woman will not answer her phone! What if there was an emergency? That's just plain irresponsible!
|Above: Giving you the 'wait one.' |
|Above: A deal-breaker.|
|Above: The stuff of nightmares.|
And, there you have it, my list of random reasons that Lady Gaga can not be my children's babysitter. Bt dubs, we absolutely adore Mother Monster around our house! So, Lady Gaga, as I'm sure you are a devoted reader of my blog, please know that this was all in jest. You can totally move to Tennessee and be our live-in nanny! Pretty please with sugar on top?