And because it's summer vacation, the song "School's Out" by the illustrious Mr. Alice Cooper has been stuck in my head on repeat. Which reminds me of watching him sing the song on the Muppet Show when I was a kid. You should watch it. It is a pretty accurate metaphor for my experience so far. In this clip, the role of yours truly will be played by Alice (much as I hope it one day will be when I have my own Lifetime movie.) Notice how I start out all calm and serene, pleased with the prospect of school being out for the summer. But then things grow ominous. I am surrounded by freaky, monster children. They tease me and harrass me until the inevitable occurs. That's right. I transform into an evil devil rocking a red bodysuit and some fairly awesome boots. Even as I type these words, I am overwhelmed by an urge to search for Halloween costumes on the interwebs. It's happening, people. You've been warned. Beeeee-waaaaaare!
|The change is upon me.|